This is the page that I created that asks the some of the stupidest questions ever to grace a computer screen. I didn't create this myself except one but that one's stupid. All these came from an email I received a long time ago. So, I hope you enjoy these and feel free to copy these and post them on your own page.
Why is it when you transport something by car it's called a shipment and by ship it's called cargo?
Why can't they make an airplane out of the same stuff as that little black box data recorder?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
How do a fool and his money get together?
How do they get deer to cross at that little yellow sign?
If it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
How do you know when you need to tune your bagpipes?
When you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
Why is it called a TV "set" when there is only one?
Why do your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it starts ringing?
If the opposite of pro is con is the oppposite of progress, congress?
Why does cleave mean bothe split apart and stick together?
Why is it whether you sit down or sit up the results are the same?
Why is it called a building when it's already built?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law will something keep going wrong?
How can you "draw a blank"?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllable"?
Why did the kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do tug boats push their barges?
Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" when we're already there?
Why are they called stands when they're made for sitting?
Why is there only one Monopolies Commision?
Does a fish get cramps after eating?
Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why is it when two planes almost collide it's called a "near miss" shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
Why are ther Interstate Highways in Hawaii?
Why do light switches say on/off? When it's on you can tell it, when it's off you can't see to read.
How do you know when it's an Endless loop?
Why is FOOTball played by hand?
Why are there floatation devices under airplane seats instead if parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations where smoking is not allowed?
Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor amd why do bars have parking lots?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day why do they have locks on the doors?
If a cow laughs real hard would milk come out its nose?
Why do they put Braille dots on the drive-up ATM?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon how do they make it stick to the pan?
If you're driving a car at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights what happens?
If you throw a cat out of a moving car is that "kitty litter"?
If someone gets hurt at the 911 station who do they call?
Who does God swear to?