Prepare to be shocked and amazed! I Scary Squirrel am coming out with *gasp* my own Urabn Legends and Conspiracies. And if you really want to know the truth about some Urban Legends go to http://www.urbanlegends.com/ and that type of stuff will be exaplained to you. So have a nice time.

Conspiracies

Starbursts (the candy) is really just wax with flavoring in it.

Those new Crispy M&M's are filled with egg-shell fragments.

Nobody really comes to my web page it's just me coming to see if anyone came.

Your poop is only brown if you're healthy.

All the smog in L.A. is really just never ending fog that is filled with acid-rain, that's why people choke.

Urban Legends

If you look closely in the movie Aladdin on the genie you can see *GASP* a male reproductive organ. I swear to god folks this one is real! Look and see for yourself. Right when he comes out of the lamp there's a big uhhhhhhh..... dongle. Yeah. Have fun looking for this one.

Disney (the company) is planning to assasinate me because I discovered the Aladdin "dongle" (see above)! Please people send email to Disney for the SAWO (Save Adam Weaver Organization).

Another Disney discovery! Walt Disney (the founder of Disney) isn't dead! He's the guy who walks around Disney World in te Mickey Mouse suit!

One day a boy was "punishing his monkey" and having a jolly ol' time. Little did he know that that will make you go blind. But, this story is much, much more sad. They boy continued to "play his instrument" and it became a five times a day habit. Now, as stated earlier, this will make you go blind. But this boy did it excessively his eyeballs popped RIGHT OUT OF HIS HEAD! So, in conclusion, don't let Jimmy get too excited when he sees Princess Leia in that iron thong. Have a good one folks.