Straight as a question mark. (He said this one when we asked him about his sexual preference)

Thank you for sharing but opinions may vary. (He said this one when I told him he sucked at Goldeneye 64)

Let's watch monster trucks! (Email me and I'll explain... [email protected])

Melissa is the hottest girl on the earth! (Actually she's a dog)

Shucky darn! (Need I explain?)

Don't touch me there! (He just says this like you're sexually touching him whenever you touch him, even on accident)

Don't you'll confuse my dogs! (He says this if you call his dogs by any other name other than what they were named)

I'm gonna kill myself. (Just a Joel threat, as if anyone cares)

I hate my mom. (He does stuff his mom doesn't like so he gets grounded. Then he hates her)

That's for my lunch. (Go to his house. Ask for something to eat. Can't have it. Why? It's for his lunch)

You can but my (fill in relative here) will get mad. (Same as above but he claims it to be his relatives food)

My (fake relative) does (something made up). (He makes up relatives too!)

Pancakes are a tradition at my house. (Practically true. Go to his house every morning pancakes for breakfast, it's not bad!)