Joel Carroll News

Joel is long, long gone. Jake and I were making fun of his cracking voice and I just stopped talking to him. Eventually, he got the idea and buzzed off while I went and got the Raid. One day, a source that I wish to remain anonymous, Joel told "the source" that I was a "duck"head and nobody is going to put up with my "crap" anymore. Now I continually make fun of him to keep his sorry "butt" away from me. Right now I'm laughing evilly because he's gone, dat beetch.

My good friend Jake and I had an idea. We are going to forge a letter from his girlfriend "Melissa" with this outrageous things and ideas we have. Just thought you might like to know.

It's been a while since I updated this so I'm doing it now. Remember those pictures of Joel with the shaggy Shaggy from Scooby-Doo thing going on (Can be seen on the Joel Pics page)? Well our little annoying buddy got a hair cut. Personally I think it was because his "chick" was bugging him to get it done. Also, people ALL THE TIME told him that he needed a hair cut. Seriously people would come up to him and be like "Dude, you need a trim." Anyways this is it. See ya.

The weekend of February 19th Joel is having a birthday party. He thinks that all these people are going to show up but so far everyone I've asked says no way that they'd be found dead there. I might go if I don't have anything better to do.

Joel is currently seeing a girl named Melissa. He thinks she's pretty hot but she's not. What's even funnier is to see him walking through the halls with his arm wrapped around her in the halls. Looks pretty sick-o but hey it's a great laugh.